July222014

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

(via zackiebear)

12PM

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

(via zackiebear)

12PM

an-abundance-of-plaid:

crystallizedclarity:

bloodyeleven:

peonymoonflower:

transphobictrans:

teruterus:

why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys

why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead

Why hate people when you can hate humidity

Why stop at humidity when you can hate mosquitoes?

i fuckin hate mosquitoes

see we’re getting there

(via zackiebear)

12PM
humansofnewyork:

“People waste way too much energy taking things personally. That Facebook post is probably not about you. It was probably an accident that you weren’t tagged in that picture. And the person you’re dating is probably acting sad because that’s how they respond to setbacks at work, not because of anything you did.”

humansofnewyork:

“People waste way too much energy taking things personally. That Facebook post is probably not about you. It was probably an accident that you weren’t tagged in that picture. And the person you’re dating is probably acting sad because that’s how they respond to setbacks at work, not because of anything you did.”

11AM

Paul comes up on August 3!!!!!

And we’re gonna do so many fun things like way food and go for walks and go to the drive ins and kiss and snuggle!!!!

11AM
lubricates:

praise our lorde jesus christ 

lubricates:

praise our lorde jesus christ 

(via tastefullyoffensive)

11AM

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via sleazy-but-breezy)

11AM

(Source: ding-ang-bato, via paranoid)

11AM
“Someday someone is going to look at you with a light in their eyes you’ve never seen, they’ll look at you like you’re everything they’ve been looking for their entire lives. Wait for it.” Unknown (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: thelovewhisperer, via californiacunning)

11AM

(via paranoid)

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